BT futurologist Ian Pearson has an admirable instinct for the spectacular, easy-to-understand claim about the future-- the sort of image or trend that captures an entire age. My instinct is to be the E. P. Thompson of the future, to look for moral economies and the track how perceptions of time and work change with new technologies; Pearson, in contrast, goes right for the... um, jugular. From Ananova:
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
I suppose there's a witty observation to be made about women being better at multitasking, or the Mozart Effect. But I'll just go reread The Making of the English Working Class....
[via Yme Bosma]
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